![]() ![]() I came across this flower at Weedcon and begged them to give me some because the smell was just so spectacular. Fluffy, crystalline, and bright green with orange accents, this sun-grown bud by Whitethorn Valley Farm in Humboldt is available through Farm Cut, a farmer-run collective that offers some of the most epic weed on the market. While I tend to love Durban in all forms, this is one of the best iterations I’ve encountered. ![]() I love this weed for creative work, writing, and generally becoming a brighter version of myself.Įqual parts soothing and energizing, this is a great weed for any time, anywhere, but especially if you want to work on something creative and have fun doing it.ĭurban Poison by Farm Cut (Whitethorn Valley Farm) Farm Cutĭurban Poison is one of my favorite productivity strains, a classic “get up and go” flower. The flavor is straight-up orange blossoms and the high is whimsical and upbeat. Bursting with orange blossoms, tangerines, and something sweet like honey, the nugs are frosty, perfectly dense, and crunchy. Where to begin? First of all, it smells and tastes fucking incredible. I always have some on deck, and smoke it almost every morning. My love affair with Greenline’s Orange Tree knows no bounds. This weed feels exactly like the name sounds. I sat down, wrote the intro to this article at lightning speed, and here we are. The high is clear and capable, free from the anxiety that can come with these high energy strains. After manically straightening things for a while, I realized I should channel this energy burst into my work. I took a bong hit and immediately started cleaning, which I usually hate but didn’t mind this time. This strain is unique in that in addition to THC and CBD, CBG is present - which has strong anti-inflammatory effects, among other physical benefits. The scent translates perfectly to flavor, and immediately you’re hit with a buzzy and cerebral high. Spicy, bright, and full of life, you experience the jolt of its power just from the scent. When I first opened the jar, I was slapped in the face in the best way possible. ![]() Grown under the sun by true master growers in Trinity County, this strain is high in terpinolene, which spurs creativity, and caryophyllene, which mutes anxiety. Everything about this cultivar is perfect, in general, but especially for busy days when you need to be on point. One of my favorite flowers of now, Sol Shine by Sol Spirit Farms is truly electric. If you want to transform into a sentient energy beam that simply cannot be stopped, this is the weed for you. Here are some of my favorite cultivars on the market right now for getting shit done and having fun doing it. If you have to contribute to capitalism, you should at least be stoned. Coffee causes anxiety, Adderall is meth, and Redbull is jitters-inducing. If it’s dense, fruity, and sweet, you might want to hold off until later.īut before you mock this article, note this - most productivity aids suck. While everyone is different, if your weed smells like a magical land where a pine forest meets a lemon orchard, you’re generally good to go. That will fuck you up too much, ending in a blank stare and an equally blank Google doc. Another important factor is making sure the THC percentage isn’t astronomical. Speaking personally (because we all have different biology), I’ve found the best terpenes for productivity are limonene, pinene, and terpinolene. As my relationship with the plant continues to evolve, I’ve found certain strains of cannabis can work better than a cup of coffee, invigorating your mind and body into a seamless flow state of productivity. If little Lindsay could see me now, ripping a bong in the morning and conducting important weed business, she would be thrilled. But really, I just didn’t know shit about weed. Nice Guy, GDP, etc) only to sneak out, promptly, and lay in the meadow behind the gym, mesmerized by the eucalyptus trees.Īt the time, I thought cannabis was hindering my ability to function as a normal 14-year-old. I would roll into school so fucking high on strains you never hear about anymore (Mr. Whether the eighth you bought from a kid with a Ramones shirt and a shoelace belt made you sleepy or uppity, that was your weed for the week. Back when weed came in a sandwich bag from the skate park, weed was… weed. It took me a long time to become a hyper-productive stoner. ![]()
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